
sometimes people i follow post sad things and i want to be nice and supportive but then i realize that we’ve literally never communicated ever so i dont want to be weird and rude and uninvited to help so i just 
someone came up to me on club penguin and said “youre cute”. wants the d
“hey i see that you had a 4.0 in high school and a 3.34 in college and dont do drugs and was in 8 clubs in high school and did a sport all 4 years and plan to go to law school but you cant work here if you have a tiny diamond on your nose sorry”
MY JOB SCHEDULE JUST CAME AND NOW IM NERVOUS AS FUCK
my brother and i take club penguin way too seriously. like were were playing connect four with extreme strategy and high fived when we won while smack talking the other penguin when in reality hes 22, im 19, and the other penguin was probably like a 10 yr old girl






