BITCHES GET STUFF DONE

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I'm Maddie. I major in unsuccessful textposts and attempted humor.

fit-and-skinny-kate:

legalclouds:

I’m going to keep rebloging this until I GET IT DEEP INSIDE IN MY HEAD.

taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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It’s a hard knock life

It’s a hard knock life

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

Anonymous inquired:

why yalls garlic bread so nasty


I responded with:

olivegarden:

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

clubpunk:

vein:

wow

this is fucking thought provoking 

clubpunk:

vein:

wow

this is fucking thought provoking 

fstw:

lindsaychrist:




I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

fstw:

lindsaychrist:

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I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

50 shades of grey makes me so uncomfortable