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I'm Maddie. I major in unsuccessful textposts and attempted humor.

anthxny:

#classact

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

notkatniss:

When I die this is all that will be left of me

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

ohmyfreakinggodric:

September 1st

"Yer ticket fer Hogwarts, first o’ September — King’s Cross — it’s all on yer ticket."

ohmyfreakinggodric:

September 1st

"Yer ticket fer Hogwarts, first o’ September — King’s Cross — it’s all on yer ticket."

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

ourdrunkitchen:

I’m like 99% sure this is my favorite gif of Hannah. x

ourdrunkitchen:

I’m like 99% sure this is my favorite gif of Hannah. x

fezman92:

illbeyourcheapnovelty:

pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

Do you know how hard it would be to not pet that dog the whole plane ride

I would talk to the bomb dog’s handler and ask weird questions.  

catbountry:


ambitiousbard:


relenawarcraft:


goooseling:


puppy farts - Imgur


I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.


holy shit


The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just
Ends.

catbountry:

ambitiousbard:

relenawarcraft:

goooseling:

puppy farts - Imgur

I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.

holy shit

The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just

Ends.

CREDIT