BITCHES GET STUFF DONE

ask shawn to my gus

I'm Maddie. I major in unsuccessful textposts and attempted humor.
sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

ellendegeneres:

It’s called Hoop Dee Do Me

epicjohngreenquotes:

thetrampbeforetime:

epicjohngreenquotes:

Maybe a model, who is constantly imagined to be this glamorous and beautiful person, would be able to relate to Margo. Because Photoshop is a thing my dears and I doubt Cara wakes up in the morning looking like the girl on the magazine covers.

She’s literally a paper girl

exactly 

Tagged: #woah

chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

danisnotonfire:

phil and i attempted to play Portal 2 co-op but phil with phil wearing a blindfold it dID NOT GO VERY WELL

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

This is honestly one of the best photos in existence it should be put in history books

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

This is honestly one of the best photos in existence it should be put in history books

heartattackle:

hertzwhale:

pamela-jane:

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

Janis Ians original choreography.

[Amy Poehler’s birthday coming up, what are gonna do for her?]

diazrar:

i cant get over these pictures omg thats some rl disney bullshit right there

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CREDIT