At first I was like, "Hell Yeah, Bitch"

ask shawn to my gus

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

i want one giant pickle than can cover the whole surface area of the hamburger

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

coolranchcloritos:

dammndude:

the hell is this


the future is now

coolranchcloritos:

dammndude:

the hell is this

the future is now

Tagged: #??????

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

BEST.SPEECH.EVER

Tagged: #clueless #best

calligraphyink:

carolinas-dreams:

1hey:

Kiss Me (Cover) | The Fray
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon’s sparkling
So kiss Me

I heard the first line and gasped. like for real and now I’m crying

I thought this was Jason Walker…

Tagged: #beautiful

CREDIT